--- shim-info-2017-10-05.txt.asc	2017-11-07 10:20:34.528924232 -0500
+++ shim-info-2017-11-07.txt.asc	2017-11-07 10:20:49.739016866 -0500
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
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-pjones' statement about Secure Boot on 2017-10-05:
+pjones' statement about Secure Boot on 2017-11-07:
 
 I'm involved in Secure Boot signing in various distros in several ways.
 
@@ -16,17 +16,17 @@
 
 As the guy who gets shim signed for Fedora:
 
-At no point have I been contacted with warrants of any kind, or any
-similar instrument, or in any way, from governmental or non-governmental
-entities, about inclusion of any kind of malware or backdoor in Fedora's
-signed secure boot binaries, including shim, grub2, the kernel, and pesign,
-nor have I at any time been approached about disclosure of our signing
-keys.  I am also not aware of anyone else involved in our signing that has
-been contacted with warrants of any kind, or any similar instrument, or in
-any way, from governmental or non-governmental entities, about inclusion of
-any kind of malware or backdoor in Fedora's signed secure boot binaries,
-including shim, grub2, the kernel, and pesign, nor am I aware of any other
-involved party having at any time been approached about disclosure of
+At no point have I been contacted with warrants of any kind, or any similar
+instrument, or in any way, from governmental or non-governmental entities,
+about inclusion of any kind of malware or backdoor in Fedora's signed secure
+boot binaries, including shim, grub2, the kernel, and pesign, nor have I at any
+time been approached about disclosure of our signing keys, except by one lazy
+troll on the internet.  I am also not aware of anyone else involved in our
+signing that has been contacted with warrants of any kind, or any similar
+instrument, or in any way, from governmental or non-governmental entities,
+about inclusion of any kind of malware or backdoor in Fedora's signed secure
+boot binaries, including shim, grub2, the kernel, and pesign, nor am I aware of
+any other involved party having at any time been approached about disclosure of
 our signing keys.
 
 As the guy who gets shim signed for RHEL:
@@ -65,19 +65,46 @@
 entities, about inclusion of any kind of malware or backdoor into either
 shim or pesign.
 
+November 2017 update: One rando from the internet has sent me an email
+to tell me that I should "consider myself approached" regarding the
+Fedora signing keys.  Here's what the guy with way too much time on his
+hands said:
+
+- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2017 14:46:07 -0400
+From: Eduardo Gines <eduardo77@protonmail.ch>
+Subject: Fedora SecureBoot signing keys
+
+Hey Peter,
+
+I'd like you to share with me key used for signing shim in Fedora Project Linux.
+
+Consider yourself approached.
+
+Adiós,
+Eduardo
+- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+Just so we're clear, I don't consider a lazy email to be the sort of
+contact we're talking about here.  So while I've changed the language
+on the Fedora section above to reflect that I have, in fact, been
+contacted in /some/ way by a non-governmental entity, in the future if
+this is the amount of effort you put into this, I'm just going to mark
+it spam.  Congratulations, you found a new way to be bad for the world,
+and it's mostly just tedious.  Most people just stick to the old ways.
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